I have no idea what I’m doing.Tumblr (3.0; @jordanist)http://jordanist.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91fa176a1aa835fd141fecd0e7ff5f3f/tumblr_mhcqy2wB651qcqqpjo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/098f711e03e12f4f8196b99125a7bd47/tumblr_mhcqy2wB651qcqqpjo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/832cf6ddc484e6604148ff37c04b03e7/tumblr_mhcqy2wB651qcqqpjo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/552af30d93f69436e3783dda2f215009/tumblr_mhcqy2wB651qcqqpjo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/44461340086http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/44461340086Sun, 03 Mar 2013 11:24:55 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d19ec054ecdc7a82c7db657aeeb52e1f/tumblr_mhu0r8xhD31qa3b0qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/42482180121http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/42482180121Wed, 06 Feb 2013 23:06:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff18ca2a8221eb62f0b6feb4e71ac8e2/tumblr_mh44q4bwZl1qa3b0qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OMG</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/41338158119http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/41338158119Wed, 23 Jan 2013 23:34:52 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/34d73d1d8662e8aa2ad1bc6957a543c8/tumblr_mflku5uymA1qa3b0qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is where I got my bitter personality from.</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/38799610098http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/38799610098Tue, 25 Dec 2012 12:34:53 -0500poodles<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c10cd687d8b89ba0b4e7f73c8a385888/tumblr_mfdxxe2rio1qdrl8ro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mylestanzer.tumblr.com/post/38464443492/not-only-is-this-a-really-bad-attempt-at-sincerity" target="_blank">mylestanzer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Not only is this a really bad attempt at sincerity via social media, but then they spelled Newtown wrong.</p> <p>This is like one of those farts with a surprise second fart that’s louder and smellier than the first one.</p> </blockquote>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/38464476663http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/38464476663Fri, 21 Dec 2012 09:37:37 -0500I meannnnn<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dcef7c6905e2f3a320c7dfc714b64e6c/tumblr_mf8ns2iAHj1qa3b0qo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>nice crocs fig lol</p> <p>nice crocs fog lol</p> <p>nice crocs fage lol</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/38236747347http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/38236747347Tue, 18 Dec 2012 13:09:00 -0500that helps<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0eb0c1b3d87e2301024206eaefed625/tumblr_mf6mr0s7Az1qa3b0qo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>he stole my holiday outfit~</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/38150121566http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/38150121566Mon, 17 Dec 2012 10:52:12 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a223d93fc0c0aed4f50751261e1b5fc1/tumblr_mexh5r19HF1qa3b0qo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Fuck</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37795416423http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37795416423Wed, 12 Dec 2012 12:13:03 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CFKpB3673Wg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>BB OF THE DAY <3</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37793845519http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37793845519Wed, 12 Dec 2012 11:41:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1fdb27f7082636b3d97bf94dc31e6d1d/tumblr_mevml4y7Eb1qa3b0qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Suck it, Cleveland.</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37720820435http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37720820435Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:15:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db151c1058f68535b8c40d6796ee64b6/tumblr_mevkzmemnl1qa3b0qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>If you’re well enough to moan about your “sickness” on Twitter then you should order your own god damn soup.</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37719161041http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37719161041Tue, 11 Dec 2012 11:40:34 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8f45ef205629fd1149b1a24016260a6/tumblr_mevkn1mBGM1qa3b0qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Everything’s fine.</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37718811187http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37718811187Tue, 11 Dec 2012 11:33:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meihsx7UbC1qa3b0qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Can we talk about how Alec Baldwin decided to change his picture from East Hampton casual to a Charlie Rose-esque headshot mid-rant? </p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37188551657http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37188551657Tue, 04 Dec 2012 10:02:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meihizQntI1qa3b0qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Neat picture of the Internet.</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37188297795http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37188297795Tue, 04 Dec 2012 09:56:59 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megmjvGD9m1qa3b0qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Need this.</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37112945647http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/37112945647Mon, 03 Dec 2012 09:50:18 -0500SALLY WIGGIN<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7vnaVDGA1qa3b0qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>There are all my other Twitter accounts.</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/36758998755http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/36758998755Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:28:22 -0500PLEASE NOTICE ME<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7ld4Zg7F1qa3b0qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>l ook at my new war drobe</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/36746212403http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/36746212403Wed, 28 Nov 2012 12:46:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7ebgNKkM1qa3b0qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This is the biggest thing happening in Canada today.</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/36739671413http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/36739671413Wed, 28 Nov 2012 10:14:00 -0500oh? canada<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TrER0Vrh50M?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Just watching Topanga perform standup all day.</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/36671592376http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/36671592376Tue, 27 Nov 2012 12:06:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me3qslpFyF1qa3b0qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Voting Acts Right of 2012 was just released.</p>http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/36594708673http://jordanist.tumblr.com/post/36594708673Mon, 26 Nov 2012 10:53:09 -0500ALSO LOL ALEX? NO